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PostSubject: The Life Cycle of an Archer   Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:23 pm

This stuff is hilarious, even if you're not an archer.

Quoted from Elenacostel - Heavens Tear.

DISCLAIMER: This is not from personal experience... Really... Would I lie?

Level 1-9: What the heck, I deal half damage close up? That makes no sense. And why can't I shoot these mobs from the air? What does "kite" mean?

Level 10-19: If I add 15 points into Magic, I don't have to worry about my wings sucking up MP. Nice.

Level 20-29: The Trial Crossbow is awesome! I AM ARCHER; HEAR ME ROAR!

Level 30-39: Oh my freaking god, being an archer is so expensive. Stupid arrows cost so much...

Level 40-49: So I was wondering if I should go Sage or Demon. I think I'm going to choose X because the skills of Y are bad for blah blah blah and I know what I am talking about because I'm level 45. Also, where do I grind?

Level 50-54: WANT TO BUY PERFECT HAMMER FOR 500K!!

Level 55-59: Nice, 4 Crits in a row. ... For crying out loud, can't you keep aggro?! I was only using normal attacks...

Level 60-64: I love this crossbow; it glows such a pretty green. Also, I've found the ultimate archer combo against mobs: Deadly Shot -> Frost Arrow -> Quickshot -> Stunning Arrow -> Knockback -> Aim Low. After that, I've dealt so much damage that I can just finish with normal attacks.

Level 64-69: I'm wondering which weapon I should use in my 70s. Comparing Wind and the Clouds and Unicorn, I see:

W&C: Faster. Higher DPS.
Unicorn: Not a slingshot.

I think I'll go with Unicorn.

Level 70-74: Wait, I have to sub to get the items I want in TT runs, but you Tanks and Healers get them by default? How am I going to make my TT70 and TT80 armor?

Level 75-79: SHOULD I GET CRIMSON HORN: SOULSMASHER, OR SHOULD I GET SOMETHING ELSE, BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS SOULSMASHER, AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL, AND I WANT TO BE COOL, BUT IT COSTS SO MUCH MONEY AND I ALREADY SPENT SO MUCH GETTING MY UNICORN TO +6 WITH IMMACULATE SHARDS AND WHERE DO I GET GOLDEN SPIRITS FROM ANYWAYS BUT YEAH I REALLY REALLY WANT SOULSMASHER BUT I JUST CAN'T DECIDE!!!!

Level 80-84: Where is fashion? I need fashion. Purple-glowing golden peac.ock for the lose. And why does nobody zhen anymore?

Level 85-89: So I was wondering if I should go Sage or Demon. I think I'm going to choose X because the skills of Y are bad for blah blah blah and I know what I am talking about because I'm level 85. Also, where do I grind?

Level 90-94: Out with the golden peac.ock. In with the starfish domme outfit with a scuba diving fetish. By the way, which weapon should I get for endgame? I can't decide between the rank bow and warsoul. Is warsoul worth it? Interest rates are low, so I think I can ask my parents to take a second mortgage out on our house.

Level 95-99: Archers suck at endgame! I need +8 in all my equips so I can last long enough to run away! Wah!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle of an Archer   Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:03 am

lol!
ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! SOO GOOD. *is familiar with most of these lol*
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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle of an Archer   Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:19 am

ROFL!!!!

>.> thats like.. direct quoting everything i say.. >< dammit..

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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle of an Archer   Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:38 am

Lvl 55-59 was totally me in my 60s. Right as BH came out and I was pretty much killed in every Fushma run with normal attacks - almost considered downgrading bows.

"Level 80-84: Where is fashion? I need fashion." Are you kidding me? That was me by like lvl 6. xD
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